Add-On Story Thread

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A few days later... Mario: Well a-Luigi, our a-dream a-came true. Loowk... "Mario Mario." Thee a-finest peeza restaraunt in thee entire Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi: I a-don't like thee a-name, a-Mario. We call it "Mario & Luigi." Mario: Okeedokee! Luigi: We have done a-soo a-much, ehh Mario? We open a peeza restaraunt, a Volley Ball tournament, and you got that famous statue of a-Master Cheif playing a Gameboy. Mario: Three a-years I have been looking for that a-statue. Three a-years. Sonic: Hey guys. Crash: Waahaa! Sonic: Sorry, my buddy Crash Bandicoot can't talk. Crash: Heee, heee, heee, heee. Mario: Sonic, Crash, you a-come to our restaruant, "Mario & Luigi." I a-fix you up... a-peeza, for eez so a-good. Tails: Sonic! I've been looking all over for you. Sonic: Oh no... Not Tails again... Tails: Sonic, who's this guy? Crash: ?? Sonic: Ummm... Uhhh... Tails: Sonic, you've replaced me with this... this... thing? Crash: Wah?? Sonic: Well... uhhh... Luigi: Oh... It a no look so a-good... Tails: That's it, no McDonalds for you. Sonic: But... but... but... Tails: I'm going home. Sonic: But you don't have a home. Tails: Oh... don't I? Mario: Thees a-story a-very weird... Sonic: I'm flying. Luigi: Mario... Are you dreaming again??? Tails: Weee. Sonic, Crash. Come fly with me. Sonic: I thought you were angry at me Tails. Tails: About what? Crash: Hey guys, look. Aladdin. Mario: I thought he can't a-talk... Aladdin: Arabian Knight... Dougly the Dragon: Hey guys... Luigi: Wake up a-Mario. You're a-dreaming again. Wake up... Tupac: Sup yall? Luigi: Mario! Mario! Wake up! You're a-dreaming again!! Master Cheif: Yo Mario? Luigi: MARIO! ..... Mario screams. Mario: Luigi... Luigi... I had thee a-weirdest dream. Luigi: I know... I was een it. Mario: How were you a-in my a-dream? I mean, you a-were in my dream... But not thee a-real you... Luigi: Mario... I was really een your a-dream. Ever a-since you brought home that a-Master Cheif Statue, things have been a-so weird. Mario: Pinch me. Luigi: What? Mario: Pinch me. Luigi pinches Mario. ..... ..... ..... Wario: Mario! Waluigi: Mario! Wario: MARIO! Mario: Whaa! Wario: You've been sleeping on the job. You're this close to being fired. Waluigi: Luigi... How's the floor? Luigi: It's a-A okay! Wario: Mario. Why I hire you? You no like "Wario's Pizza?" Mario: It... It was all a-dream. All a-dream... Wario: Get a-back to work. Waluigi: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Wario: Shut up Waluigi. You still a-have to scrub thee a-toilets. Mario: Tell me a-Luigi. Do I a-have a statue of Master Cheif playing a Gameboy? Luigi: ??? Mario: Did I start a-Volley Ball Tournament??? Luigi: Are you a-okay, a-Mario? Wario: Help! I'm flying away! Waluigi... Luigi... Mario... Help! ..... Mario: Waahh! Luigi: Mario. You woke a-me up. Why a-you so a-rude? Mario: Woke... Woke you up? Ahhh... It was only a-dream... Luigi: A-Mario... A-Mario... You had another a-night a-mare. Maybe you a-should go downstairs, have a-glass of a-water... Oh, and there's one a-more slice of pizza from "Wario's Pizza." Mario: Noooooooo, ho, ho... ..... Luigi: Mario. I a-had thees a-dream. I was a-you, and you were a-me. Mario says...