I found Jesus!

[Grey Acumen]

It was kinda lame to actually devote a thread to this. I knew the second I saw the title that it was going to be something like that. I was even already to go with a where's waldo reference, like; "Yeah, but did you find his hat, glasses and cane?" but I guess that would just be like beating a dead horse.

Oh well, it was a little amusing, but your setup was too obvious and the punchline took too long. It would have been better to go with something with a little bit faster impact like; "I found jesus!"

"turns out he had been in his room the whole time..."