Carl on 16 July 2010
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood."
"But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
"Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
"A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."
"Oh shut up."
