| A Bad Clown said: FPS/Shoot Gunner Rejected by his organization, shoot gunner has come to seek revenge on the mysterious man who looks like a ninja with an eyepatch who ruined his career. He must trudge through countless waves of brown and gray enemies in desolate trailer parks to reach his unepic climax where he uses a laser to drive the man away. He will be 8ft tall, have a beard, huge abs, a scar, and a ungodly gun that shoots friggin lazer beams and has a saw on it. All his games will involve generic soldiers who can only seem to run behind cover and stay there no matter if he already passed them. He will need to sabatoge numerous enemy bases with explosives and walk out epicly from the explosion. Every time Shoot Gunner dies, a grossly obese plumber will inject several drugs in him to bring him back. He will be like Duke Nuk'em for Nintendo, only slighly more generic and cheezy. His catch phrase will be "I am SHOOOT GUNNNNNNERRRR".
That or my idea of a kid friendly Platypus with coke bottle glasses, 2 buck teeth, a tie, and loafers who will collect pointless objects to unlock another area of pointless objects. I like the laser beams better though. |
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Beaten to a T!
