OK I have to think this is parody, I made a transcript starting at 5:55:
I wouldn't really bother getting the 3DS because the PSP does that job [Note: of having lots of games] really really really well, and sure the 3DS has got both an analog stick and a touchscreen, but you know, but you know an old-school, or a hardcore, gamer like me wouldn't really care for the touchscreen. I mean, you're touchin' the screen, that's completely different to what you do on older systems, it's basically an alternative control. But now that they have the analog stick, they've basically stolen that from the PSP. Yes, so in my opinion the 3DS is basically just a ripoff of the PSP.
Um, basically stolen some of the stuff that make the PSP unique from the PSP [DS], if you know what I mean, put it on their console.
C'mon Nintendo, why d'you have to keep stealing ideas? Why d'you have to keep stealin' ideas from other companies? The analog stick -- PSP had that before the DS. And why the touchscreen, why d'you need a touchscreen. The touchscreen is just cheap plastic.
Um ... so, yeah, this has been my video of why I'll not buy a Nintendo 3DS. Because it still sucks. I mean, even though it's a later generation than the PSP, it still sucks. They have improved the DS, the 3DS, somewhat by making their graphics more 3D -- that's why it's called the 3DS -- but the PSP's graphics are 3D as well and I don't think they've improved it enough to beat the PSP.
Key points of hilarity:
-- The idea that the 3DS is stealing analog from the PSP, instead of both of them stealing it from consoles. The kid keeps beating us over the head with this one over and over and over again, remember this is only the last part of the video and IIRC he spends the first couple minutes on that subject as well.
-- Equating the actual 3D appearance of the 3DS' graphics to the 3D graphics of the last 15 years. Even for a kid this is such massive intelligence failure I find it hard to believe that someone who would make a video like this would fail so utterly in his research.
-- "Why do you have to be so unoriginal Nintendo, and also WTF am I supposed to do with this control system I'm not used to?"
I mean seriously, is this kid a member of SDF Youth or what?
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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