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Euphoria14 said:

Then add this little problem I have, even though it is different reviewers, which adds to my point that certain people should review certain games.

 

Eurogamer import review of 3D Dot Game Heroes, before the added Block Out upgrades - 7/10.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/3d-dot-game-heroes-review  

t Game Heroes is a one-trick pony, but it does its one trick very well. Anyone with any nostalgic affection for the era of its inspiration - or for classic Zelda - will find it hard to resist. You could see it either as a loving tribute or a complete rip-off, but even if it is a rip-off, it's a very likeable one. If it were a bit more imaginative and a bit funnier, a bit more openly satirical, it might be brilliant. It's a comfortable and visually stunning trip down memory lane rather than anything more ambitious.

Eurogamers domestic review of 3D Dot Game Heroes, after Block Out upgrade + shortened load times + DLC loaded onto the retail disc - 6/10.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/3d-dot-game-heroes-euro-review  

3D Dot Game Heroes does have its moments and fun features, like a cute little avatar editor (guess what I made), and the ability to take screenshots and save them to your PS3's photo gallery. But every one of the problems it suffers from elsewhere is something that Legend of Zelda, through its longevity and the massive expertise of its designers, has either long since overcome or never had to worry about anyway. More or less everything 3D Dot Game Heroes does well, meanwhile, is something Zelda has already done better.

Don't trust these reviews worth a shit, because which one do you trust? I would say the first one since the 2nd one takes way too much time attacking it for being exactly what it meant to be. Just sounds to me like a butthurt Zelda fan to be honest.

...and just a note, I don't think many Zelda fans are threatened by this game, especially any reviewers at Eurogamer...

6/10 is NOT a bad review from them, it's above average, and they reviewed the game under the same standard as a full priced game, so again, 6/10 is not a bad score from eurogamer.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.