The Nintendo Cereal System
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpiQnnp6p8
I remember eating it when I was 11, to date it's the worst cereal ever, next to those bran C3P0s where they used that golden bastard to trick kids into eating healthy.
It didn't even have any games. That song will haunt me for the rest of my life. "Berry good news" my emotionally scarred childhood ass.
Anyone else out there know of some class Nintendo merchandising? The crazier the better.
3rd Party Wall of Shame
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=30478.msg581036#msg581036