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Bodhesatva said:
As a Wii fanboy, I am very accustomed to rubbing print out copies of VGChartz data all over my genitals at night. However, these print outs are getting old, wrinkly, and are beginning to chafe a little bit, so I'm quite pleased to discover that there is a new printout from an entirely different site with which I may begin rubbing my genitals anew, with a fresh piece of paper that has no crinkles or signs of wear (yet). Thanks Metacritic!

 um...can I give that hug back to you that you gave me.  I feel dirty.