Kantor on 21 April 2010
| Machina said: Conservative. There, I replied. I get a cookie now? |
The Conservatives let you keep your cookie, then give you some cookie crumbs out of their pocket.
Labour gives half of your cookie to homeless people.
The Lib Dems take your cookie, crush it into little pieces and throw it out of a window, and buy you a muffin instead.
The Green Party recycles your cookie.
UKIP tells you to leave your cookie, because it's controlling you.
The BNP tells the cookie to go back to Cookieland.
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