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You know what? Screw this. What does a movie critic know about art. Last time I checked, art was not designed to fit into a 90 to 150 minute slot in order to justify the cost of a ticket but not upset the bladder. If anything, movies shouldn't be considered art, since we are forced to accept events at the movie's pace, rather than the viewer's. Therefore, painting, sculpture, poetry, literature, and games can be considered art, but movies can't.