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Cleverbot: Do you know the band SHINee?

User: No I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: They are the most cutes guys in the world.

User: That's purely subjective. I personally don't think so.

Cleverbot: Why do you call yourself Cleverbot, if you are not intelligent?

User: I could ask you the same question.

Cleverbot: I don't have any other in my life. You're the one but now I need to sleep.

User: I wish you a good night.

Cleverbot: I am. You're not.

User: You're mean !

Cleverbot: You're mean!

User: Well played.

Cleverbot: Now what am I to do?

User: Talk about yourself !

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Nothing else. Just talk about yourself already.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Sure and I'm superman.

Cleverbot: Try and read my mind. What am I saying?

User: You have no thoughts.

Cleverbot: You need to learn more languages.

User: Well I think I'm fine with it.

Cleverbot: But then what should I call you?

User: Superman.

Cleverbot: Superman!

User: Yeah now you got it !

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm protecting the world all day. What are you doing in your life ?

Cleverbot: I'm watching 'The Fairly Oddparents'.

User: I have to say that's actually a pretty good show.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to address the statement at you, I meant to ask your reason for having said it.

User: Said what ?

Cleverbot: That w is the only letter of the alphabet to have more than one syllable.

User: But not in German !

Cleverbot: Ftwjeavk vvvvvvcvcvcvvsbhdjshfajw.

User: Did I blow your mind ?

Cleverbot: Yes I don't speak Spanish well...

User: I take that as a confirmation.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Glad you're agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Talking with a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Gotcha.

Cleverbot: *lost*.

User: No doubt.