Porcupine_I on 27 January 2010
It will be called the "Zii", because Z is the last letter in the Alphabet to imply nothing greater will come after it!
The Controller will be the "Laa" that stands for "Lightspeed, Accurate & Advanced"
The Network will be called the "Goo" as in Go Go Go, because it will be fast and reliable!
Everything together will be sold as the "Goo Zii Laa" Bundle! 
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
