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I walk into a Wal-Mart today, on Black Friday during the holiday rush.

I saw the following atrocities:

A 14 year old kid buying "Pimp My Ride" for PS2...For $29.92
A grown man (late 30s) buying Gun for Xbox 360, most likely for a Christmas present.



I apologize on behalf of America for having to retell that atrocity. I attempted to atone for their mistakes by buying Mass Effect. But I believe the stain of evil is still in America.

Atleast last week 750,000 smart Americans bought a game featuing a 5' 0" Italian-American, who promotes our values.



Back from the dead, I'm afraid.