My acting teacher thinks I'm gay?

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So... your teacher thinks that you're gay and she's hot???

This is not a bad thing Leo. It's well known that straight women enjoy hanging out with gay men because they look at you're like one of their girlfriends. Invite her out to a Lady Gaga concert or a chick flick or something. This could lead to you two hanging out more. Before you know it she will say something along the lines of, "I wish you weren't gay because you are such a sweet guy."

Then you can say, "But I'm not."

Try it out.