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Hi all,

this is just a quick reminder to submit your entries to win your very own Squeeball!  Send us your best backstory for your desired disgusting blob, and we'll pick out the best ones and send them a loving new pet!

For more details, including pictures of the Squeeballs, click here.

Contest closes November 23!



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."