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Honestly, I've never understood this whole Ocarina vs. FF7 as the greatest game of all time argument that everybody has. I think both games are viewed with oodles of nostalgia because they were the first 3-D outings of their respective franchises.

I mean, it seems fairly obvious that the greatest game of all time was Super Mario Bros. 3 and Galaxy just passed it.

Galaxy is a 98 at MetaCritic, and the last game to get a 98 was Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. Um... lolwut? You expect me to believe that those 2 games have equal levels of fun to be had and that they're tied for 2nd best game of all time? I would love to find a real human who believes that, and then smack his face off.

All reviewers should be shot and buried somewhere. All of them are embarrassments. At least Yahtzee is consistent in hating every single game ever but Portal and Psychonauts. He has a soul.



Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot. 
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.