my list is better than your list

[angrypoolman]

patapon said:
YEah? WEll my list is much better than yours!!!

Here it goes:

2 apples
3 2 liter bottles of diet pepsi
A mango
One cream filled muffin surprise
A little mouse
A big mouse
A python to eat both the little and big mouse in subsequential order
Another apple
2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pair tree
Santa clause on crack
A bunny with an Energizer logo

Yep, my list is indeed, awesome

so what is it about those items that make them so appealing to you? what experiences do you have with, say, a cream filled muffin surprise that you enjoy so much?