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Hapimeses said:
Duh! Red Apples, of course. They're shinier. And taste sweeter. Those who like Green Apples are losers.

Red apples are disgusting. They're all mushy and horrible. Green apples are crisp and sweet-sour. Delicious.

The worst, though, are Golden Delicious. You think they're green apples, but they're really red apples which are green.



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