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My Wii is glowing a strange blue colour again; it does this every now and then. I can only assume it is some sort of secret government scam backed by an alien Super-Empire bent on control of the galaxy.

So I just call my neighbour to fix such things; he is an expert in alien technology.

But if one of the alien collaborator drones are reading this; I humbly support our alien overlords!



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.