Video Games Cause Violence

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Garamond said:
Here is a better essay paragraph:

While the Wii may soar above the heavens of console bliss, there is a war staged between the rival High Definition consoles. Microsoft and its big, green monster battle against the equally powerful behemoth of ages ago, Sony and its Playstation brand. But all too forgotten in this war of console elitism is the violence these wars and the games that are born from them cause - all too forgotten are the days where we rose up against the pixel on pixel violence we witnessed on the Super Nintendo and the Colecovision. We take nary a second to question Mario and his antics, and how he is single-handedly making koopas and goombas an endangered species. Our kids learn from a very young age that jumping on turtles is fun and exhilarating, a sad fact when I walk down the local river and see these innocent reptiles victimized for their place in video game lore. And when these kids grow older and put down their oversized and overstuffed Nintendo 64 controllers for a much more expensive gaming device, they begin to "shoot" and all things real and imaginary. Just last night when I visited my cousin, I could hear the cries of his parents. "My kid was shooting at Big Daddy!", my aunt would mutter to my good friend Robert Dole. "And now I'm not getting that alimony check. It's time to sue Take 2." Video game violence is a growing phenomenon, and we must act quickly to curb its deadly effects on children and teens at large. No dad, big or small, deserves to be shot because his child likes to grind his gears in all out war against a big and bad metal beast known simple as "REX". Big Brother is watching, and we must make sure what he sees is PG or below.

That was amazing.

Like, REALLY amazing.

OT: It says video games cause violence. Delete the whole thing and change your hypothesis, and maybe we'll help you >=(