I'm new here!

[Kantor]

Baroque_Dude said:

Kantor said:

Nice try. It'll take more than white border smilies to convince us that you're new...

Kirby is getting creative.

Thank you but I'M A NEW USER, I'M NOT ALT NOR WHATEVER, I'M A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW UUUUUUUUUUUSER!

Seriously, I'm a new user. A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW UUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Kantor said:

On the off chance that you are new, you don't seem to be a troll account, so I'll tell you the usual stuff, summarised since you seem to have the basics (lik u dnt tipe lk this bcoz its rly anoying, 4ever, 2day, etc.):

1) Read the forum rules: http://vgchartz.com/forum/index.php#rules

2) The higher your post count, the better you are

3) ioi is the almighty master, and is never wrong. Ever. This applies, to a lesser extent, to all Admins.

4) Admins are red, mods are green. Nobody else can ban you. Or can they?

5) There's this guy called RolStoppable who makes these really awful threads. He's serious.

6) Pick a side and stay with it. Jumping ship is not good- Look what it did to Colonelstubbs. The exception to this is Squilliam, but you are not he.

7) Squilliam is from New Zealand and is thus a sheep, and not a human.

8) DON'T EVER SAY A GAME IS UNDERTRACKED AND POST SHIPMENT NUMBERS! Seriously.

9) Most mods will not ban you for stupidity. Ioi might. Be careful. Remember rule 3.

10) Read the forum rules. I say this again because the first time, you would have ignored it. http://vgchartz.com/forum/index.php#rules

Thank you for the valuable information. You seem to be a true connoisseur.

Indeed I am a connoisseur, monsieur.

I should also take this opportunity to mention that once you are a God (10,000+ posts) you are automatically on a new level of awesome.