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I refuse to talk about anything other than Wii Sports on this topic.

Wii Sports saved my life.
Wii Sports introduced me to my wife.
Wii Sports cured all my grandfather`s diseases.
Wii Sports help homeless people.
Wii Sports saved orphans from a burning orphanage.
Wii Sports got the nobel prize for fun.
Wii Sports makes my Wii spit puppies.
Wii Sports ended the Cold War.
Wii Sports makes babies smile.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."