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tedsteriscool said:
Kantor said:
tedsteriscool said:
Garamond said:
I just realized Santa Clause isn't an equal opportunity employer.

Shall we boycott Santa? His operations are clearly shady.

We could hire the services of his gnomes. They only make presents in December, don't they?

I believe Santa enslaved the elves, not the gnomes.

He claims they're elves, but they're really gnomes. Elves are eight feet tall with long noses and pointy ears. House elves from Hogwarts are gnomes, too.



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