| KylieDog said:
You really put down RE5 story and then praise RE4s?
Go rescue the presidents daughter with mysterious villages and ancient castles with rooms full of lava and giant mechanical platforms that move on giant cogs, with an island full of soldiers that you take on alone. |
I'm sorry, but you really suck at trying to make things sound lame. You'd be the worst smear campaign person ever.
| KylieDog said: Sounds like a crap Resident Evil game. |
"Go through an old mansion in the woods. Fight zombies, dogs, bees, and some kind of lizard-ape things. Put cranks/emblems/assorted trash in random holes for no particular reason. Don't worry if it's inconsitent: we're going to retcon the whole thing anyways. Repeatedly."
Next up: Resident Evil 2, or Cops, Sewers, And "Secret" Labs Full Of Houseplants; My Sojourn Through Racoon City.
After that: Resident Evil 3; Thar Be Plotholes!!!
