Millennium on 23 June 2009
And so yet another reviewer comes out about their anti-Wii bias.
By now, people should have gotten the picture: the entire review industry has abused the trust gamers have put in it, and the lot of them deserve to be fired for gross unprofessionalism. Raze the whole industry to the ground and start it anew, with actual gamers rather than these fratboys.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
