"Leisure Suit Mario"
Peach is at home, baking a cake.
The door bell rings. She answers it.
A short, plump man in coveralls stands in the doorway, sweat glistening on his brow. A scintillating smile shines beneath his manly mustache
"It's a me. Mario. Did you call for a ... plumber?"
The princess flushes. "Oh, no, but... I really do want to have my... pipes checked..."
"Can my brother join us?"







