Rejected Imagine: Games

[Millennium]

It's the franchise everyone loves to hate, even among Nintendo fanboys. But for every one of these games that gets made, how many must have been rejected? Let's see what we can come up with. Some of these are tasteless, but this is part of the point, given that the premise behind Imagine seems to be that all jobs are easy and consequence-free.

• Imagine: Failed Presidental Candidacy
• Imagine: Cow Tipper
• Imagine: Televangelist
• Imagine: Sweatshop Employee
• Imagine: Mortician
• Imagine: Slum Lord
• Imagine: Used Car Salesman
• Imagine: Exotic Dancer
• Imagine: Hikikomori
• Imagine: Crime Scene Cleaner
• Imagine: Car Towing Service
• Imagine: /b/-tard
• Imagine: High School Dropout
• Imagine: Burger Flipper (packaged as a 2-in-1 deal with Imagine: Starbucks Barista)
• Imagine: Enron Executive
• Imagine: Sony Executive (the best-selling franchise on the Nintendo DS, now on your PSP!)
• Imagine: Video Gamer
• Imagine: Prison Warden
• Imagine: Evil Dictator (including an unlockable remake of Imagine: Concentration Camp Guard)
• Imagine: Single Mom
• Imagine: Coal Miner
• Imagine: Death Row Candidate
• Imagine: Freedom Fighter
• Imagine: Obscure Novelist (the sequel to Imagine: Fanfiction Writer)
• Imagine: Mafia Boss
• Imagine: Abortion Clinic
• Imagine: Nuclear Annihilation (push The Button your very own self!)

Any others?