Welcome. You should know all of the following, but in case you don't:
Choose your allegiance well. Squilliam is never serious. ioi is God. Carmina2008 is the best member ever to grace this site. Tim is noname2200. Mods are always right, Admins are even more always right, shipped is not sold, Team ICO are gaming legends. Halo is overrated. Nintendo is awesome. Nobody is allowed to dislike Alan Wake. Never bring up quality in a sales argument, or vice versa. Your post count is directly proportionate to how awesome you are. Soriku is a spammer (with an awesome real name). Ioi's brother's name is Dean, and the new layout is better than the old one.
I think that should do it. Remember all of that, and READ THE FORUM RULES!
(Former) Lead Moderator and (Eternal) VGC Detective 
