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Slightly off-topic, but related to the mini-convo about masturbation:

I just want to say that the ancient Biblical law as brought over to the US by the Puritans was that ANY orgasm a male has (females don't have 'em right?) that doesn't make a baby is a sin. This means no condoms, no masturbation, no BJs, HJs, RJs, ZJs, nothing. The logic was that G-d gave us sex to make babies. If we use sex for pleasure, we are using it incorrectly, and thus insulting G-d's will. If you had an orgasm in your sleep, and there were 2 or more witnesses, they could sentence you to death for "having sex with the devil."



Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot. 
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.