Wow, your church has a stance for that? Mine (catholic) seems to despise videogames... but only at the local level. I remember when pokémon was THE real thing, they said that "Gyarados" meant "anal orgy"... I was like ROFL
This may be interesting to you: http://www.methodist.org.uk/index.cfm?fuseaction=opentogod.newsDetail&newsid=215
Good thing I don't even go to church.