See, this may be trolling, but it's FUNNY trolling, which makes it better. 
The only thing I can find fault with is number 5. Naughty Dog are first party, Insomniac are essentially first party. If ND can make a game of Uncharted's technical quality in two years, why can't Capcom? Why can't EA?
I think I might make one of these for 360 fanboys...hmm.







