Wii Speak question

[wfz]

After going through the excruciating pain and work of pressing my "home" button, filling out a google search, and going through two whole links, I found this:

http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2008/11/28/yes-you-can-get-the-wii-speak-channel-ticket-when-you-buy-a-use/

 

Now give me a body massage, damnit. I'm a sore man.