1. Previewer: This Wii game isn't as good as other games in this genre, because you have to push the X button six times to make the player blink.
2.HD Fanboys: Hah, told you Wii owners this game wasn't going to be good.
3. Wii Fanboys: But the Wii doesn't even have an X button.......
4. HD Fanboys: Stop making excuses, you wii owners just can't handle it when your games don't measure up.
5. Wii Fanboys: Well, Wii is just better and more fun anyway, we don't need flashy graphics and metacritic sucks balls.......so there!
6. Generic VGchartz user: How about we wait for a decent preview or..(ignored)
RETURN TO STEP TWO AND CONTINUE AD NAUSEUM







