"Uhh, why Warthog sir?"
"Say that again."
"I don't think that looks like a Warthog, I think it looks more like a Puma."
"What in damn hell is a Puma?"
"It's a big cat, like a lion."
"You're making that up."
"I'm telling you, it's a real animal!"
"See these two toe hooks? They look like tusks, now what kind of animal has tusks?"
"A walrus."
"Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!?"
RvB FTW







