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"Uhh, why Warthog sir?"

"Say that again."

"I don't think that looks like a Warthog, I think it looks more like a Puma."

"What in damn hell is a Puma?"

"It's a big cat, like a lion."

"You're making that up."

"I'm telling you, it's a real animal!"

"See these two toe hooks? They look like tusks, now what kind of animal has tusks?"

"A walrus."

"Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!?"

RvB FTW