Millennium on 31 March 2009
Easy: Capcom doesn't want gamers to see just how little there is to these games once the shiny HD graphics are stripped out. Nothing these games do is demanding enough that the Wii couldn't handle it (outside of graphics, of course), but a lot of marketing goes into making people believe that they're not just playing a glorified reskin of a game they played 10 years ago, and a Wii iteration would come uncomfortably close to proving it.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
