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Disclaimer: I'm not making this to offend anyone or anything over this. I don't hold any grudge against any of these companies, and I'm going to name all of them, not being bias against one in particular. This is purely a thread to laugh and to share creative names for game companies. I just thought about a bunch of names for game companies that sound similar, but in a "bad" way. I'm also very bored, remember IM NOT TRYING TO DOWNPLAY ANY COMPANY, they all get their share of insults here, but in a fun way.

Let me start:

Konami: Kocknami, Kontamination

Ubisoft: Ubiturd, Ubicrap, Boobiesoft

EA: Electronic Ass, Electronic Arse

ID: aIDs

Blizzard: Blitard, Richard, Bitchard

Activision: Actiturd, Anti-vision

Capcom: Crapcom, Capport, Capc*ck, Carton

Sony: Pony, Tony, Sorry

MS: M$, Microshaft, Lycrasocks

Nintendo: Shitendo, Mintiendo (means lying in Spanish), No Entiendo (means I dont understand, in Spanish)

SE: $€, Swhore Enix, Square Eric

Eidos: Gaydogs

RARE: Rear

SEGA: Beggar, Ciega (means blind woman in Spanish), Seagal

Codemasters: C*ckmasters, Codemasturds

Namco Bandai: Camcord Band-Aid, Scamco Bangay, Crapco Shanghai


Please mods, don't lock this, it's just a joke thread :)



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