Rainbird on 28 February 2009
Good luck with the relationship and all. In the future, Paris will divorce you, and George and Angelina will run off together. If it wasn't for the whole aspect of them being game consoles at least. Also, you need to wear condoms, I'm pretty sure neither Microsoft nor Sony has thought of security as much as Nintendo has on this point.
And it's especially important with George, I hear manhandling gives you AIDS these days. 
