Millennium on 23 February 2009
So let me see if I get this straight:
God of War: Hi, I'm a blockbuster with a cool acronym!
Gears of War: Hi, I'm another blockbuster! I want a cool acronym!
God of War: Yeah, great, but I'm afraid mine's already taken. You need another one.
Gears of War: WHARRGARBL
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
