1) Valkyria Chronicles. The graphics are cartoonish!
2) Gears of War 2. There's a quick time event!
3) Crysis. One of the pixels was the wrong colour, and that ruined the whole experience that I never had.
4) Killzone 2. It wasn't CoD4!
5) Halo Wars. No Keyboard and Mouse support makes it impossible to play, which of course I know, having never played it.
6) Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Where the hell was Chuck Norris?
7) Street Fighter IV (PS3). It drops to 640p during cutscenes! 640p! That's noticeable!
8) Every game on every console, because none of them give you the ability to throw a kitten off a mountain, then do a somersault and tapdance, scream "THIS IS SPARTA!", shoot a bunch of zombies, create a website, drink seven bottles of Vodka and fall off the mountain yourself...using one button.
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