Kantor on 02 February 2009
Ooh, here's one my friend told me.
Dick Cheney asks George Bush a question: If my father and mother have a child, and it's not my brother or sister, who is it? Bush is unable to answer, and runs off, looking for a telephone. He calls Barack Obama and asks the question. Obama answers "Why, me, of course!"
Bush, very excited, decides to ask somebody this question. So he calls Condoleeza Rice and asks "If my father and mother have a child, and it's not my brother or sister, who is it?"
Rice thinks for a while and answers "Me!"
Bush replies "No, you idiot! It's Barack Obama!"
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