Carl on 19 January 2009
| largedarryl said: By far the funniest character in any game I've ever played. I'll list a few quotes "Aw, did the little Desert Princess have her britches in a bunch because the sultan wanted another son? Tell me, do you spend most of your nights drunken and belligerent, followed about by a handful of leering sycophants, looking in your own pathetic way to justify your existence to a disapproving father?" "Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back... " M: "Hey Nxxxx, knock-knock. Nxxxx: "Why do you persist in addressing me as a door?" M: "It's a joke, you stupid polygon! You're supposed to answer "Who's there?"" Nxxxx: "I know who is there. It is you. Why would I ask a question when I already know the answer?" M: "Just forget it." "I am both happy and miserable, without the happy part!" "This place is locked up tighter than a chastity belt!" "That beauty sleep didn't help much." I edited some of them to take out names, but I'll give a gold star sticker to whoever can guess the character. These are just a small portion of the great lines in this game. |
Planescape? Morte?
