FPA Metroid Trilogy is over. Time to move on. 3rd Person anyone?

[vlad321]

Onyxmeth said:

vlad321 said:

Onyxmeth said:

vlad321 said:

Onyxmeth said:

I'm sure I'll get chewed out for this, but how about a third person game featuring Samus without the suit? Maybe in a bikini. That would be nice. Samus still has enough moves without the suit on, and seems to become more acrobatic. Maybe she could find love finally.

Or! Or...Samus could be pregnant and she knows who the father is but is afraid to tell him because...there's a bounty on his head and she is conflicted on whether to accept this killer bounty or have a father for her kid. New gameplay mechanics could be random vomiting, taking pills in the morning cycle to assist, and rumbling in the controller meaning the baby is kicking. Plus you'll have to protect your stomach area from enemies.

Edit: My bikini game would be this pic but in 3D. Ooo lala!

 

 

OH! OH! I KNOW THE BEST PERSEPCTIVE FOR THIS TOO!!!!!

DATING-SIM STYLE!!!

She could also have a red-flashing area on her stomach so the enemies know what not to hit.

Look Vlad! She's waving at you. Go mack it to her!

As a quick add on, it would be an awesome twist if the baby turned out to be an alien bore from the Sigourney Weaver Alien series and it busts through Samus' chest at the end instead of her giving birth as your love is holding your hand ever so gently by your side. His final task is to travel with that silly android with white blood and fuck up the Queen Alien once and for all.

 

 

No way... You can tell I'll be stuck on the bad ladder as an intellectual whore.... Just look at the way she's looking at me....

 

Even better, then we can have a Predator fly down on his ship while yelling "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!" after which her love resusitates Samus and she dukes it out with the Predator. It would be an orgy of plasma, flame, and shaprp spiky stuff, until they both realize how perfect they are for each other and it becomes an orgy of another sort!

Onyx... I feel like we're taking our first steps into creating the best story-line ever created in a video game...

I totally missed this the first time. Shame on me.

I understand the direction you want to take with the franchise. Cross promotion can work wonders. At this point in the story, the player should be given the choice to play as Samus with her butt ugly Predator intellectual whore on her arm or her scorned ex-lover/supposed father of her Alien brood, or the little whipper snapper Alien child itself all decked out in gangster clothing to attract the urban demographic.

Suddenly the universe cannot handle the awesomesauce of this scenario and begins eating it's own face, which creates a really big sinkhole...like that one episode of the Simpsons in 3D. Bounties go out to stop the awesomesauce of Samus, Predator, gangster Alien tyke and random scruffy dude that knocked up a hottie.

Samus now has the power to eat enemies with her gaping hole left by the bore child leaping out of her belly. Her new mechanics all revolve around biting, so she has an upper attack with mouth biting, a mid attack with gaping hole biting and a lower attack with her vagina dentata(naturally). It'll be just like Street Fighter. You can even stick quarters up enemies asses and Samus will mouth the words "Single play for the win bitch!" to keep the arcade feel.

The Predator will reveal what has always been obvious, that they are from a race of Alien jamaicans and really just want some good pot. He will destroy enemies through constant whining about where he can get some good weed from.

Your Alien gangster tyke will be the typical third person shooter character. He will ride up on his three wheeler and pop caps in asses.

Scruffy dude that knocked up a hotties will be a master of stealth. It seems he became skilled at avoiding people as he had to learn to avoid his child support payments. His secondary weapon is the razor he never uses to shave off that ugly 5 o'clock shadow.

 

I like that, I like that a lot. We can do yearly sequels for this stuff. maybe even a movie! MvAvPvEU (Metroic v Alien v Predator v Emo Universe).

In later sequels we can add new enemies as the heros age, hot flashes, erectile dysfunction, alzheimers, premature ejaculation.

Samus would get a flame-thrower like lower attack that hits anything that[s not flying or jumping.  You have to remind the predator of the pot at all times otherwise when the alzheimer meter fills up it's an automatic GAME OVER screen. The lucky bastard could then realize that Samus was the highest ranked girl he wll ever get on the ladder and is reduced to whoring, sadly he is gettig old and needs viagra to keep up. I'd imagine a gameplay like Mario with and old obese gigalo where instead of coins you gather viagra pills. Finally, the little alien guy will start doning dark glasses for new levels of cool (kind of like Pookie), and will be scored based on how many girls he bones, sadly he suffers from premature ejaculation, so he has to get things done quickly or it's game over.

 

The movie could be done like Amorres Perros where you are told of each story independently. It should star Clive Owen as the lucky bastard....