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Onyxmeth said:
vlad321 said:
Onyxmeth said:

I'm sure I'll get chewed out for this, but how about a third person game featuring Samus without the suit? Maybe in a bikini. That would be nice. Samus still has enough moves without the suit on, and seems to become more acrobatic. Maybe she could find love finally.

Or! Or...Samus could be pregnant and she knows who the father is but is afraid to tell him because...there's a bounty on his head and she is conflicted on whether to accept this killer bounty or have a father for her kid. New gameplay mechanics could be random vomiting, taking pills in the morning cycle to assist, and rumbling in the controller meaning the baby is kicking. Plus you'll have to protect your stomach area from enemies.

Edit: My bikini game would be this pic but in 3D. Ooo lala!

 

 

OH! OH! I KNOW THE BEST PERSEPCTIVE FOR THIS TOO!!!!!

DATING-SIM STYLE!!!

She could also have a red-flashing area on her stomach so the enemies know what not to hit.

Look Vlad! She's waving at you. Go mack it to her!

As a quick add on, it would be an awesome twist if the baby turned out to be an alien bore from the Sigourney Weaver Alien series and it busts through Samus' chest at the end instead of her giving birth as your love is holding your hand ever so gently by your side. His final task is to travel with that silly android with white blood and fuck up the Queen Alien once and for all.

 

 

No way... You can tell I'll be stuck on the bad ladder as an intellectual whore.... Just look at the way she's looking at me....

 

Even better, then we can have a Predator fly down on his ship while yelling "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!" after which her love resusitates Samus and she dukes it out with the Predator. It would be an orgy of plasma, flame, and shaprp spiky stuff, until they both realize how perfect they are for each other and it becomes an orgy of another sort!

Onyx... I feel like we're taking our first steps into creating the best story-line ever created in a video game...



Tag(thx fkusumot) - "Yet again I completely fail to see your point..."

HD vs Wii, PC vs HD: http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=93374

Why Regenerating Health is a crap game mechanic: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=3986420

gamrReview's broken review scores: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=4170835