seece said:
Sqrl said:
NJ5 said:
Sqrl said:
Sneak Peak at the press releases:
Nintendo - /cackle /dive into unimaginably large pile of cash
Microsoft - /spin sales data to show 360 doing better than PS3 and Wii
Sony - /spin sub-optimal holiday sales by discussing YTD and total sales goals
Sony and MS might switch it up on me but I know I've got Nintendo pegged. I even hear Reggie has been practicing his cackle =P |
Much more interesting than the press releases will be the Q&A with investors.
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probably very true:
Investor Q: Why do you hate us?
Sony A: ...
Investor Q: How can we get a big pile of money like those bastards at Nintendo?
MS A: Well we've devised two plans. First we could try to genuinely appeal to the blue-ocean with quality titles and a real effort.....or we could enact operation "N-rape" stealing all of Nintendo's money and blaming it on Nokia!
Investor Q:Hmm real effort? I think we'll go with door #2.
Investor Q: This quarter the pile of money grew 23%, how are we planning to invest in future growth?
Nintendo A: Ahem, you will refer to it as "The Great Unending Pile of Rupees" or else!
Investor Q: Uhm...kay...?? So The Great Unending Pile of Rupees grew 23% this quarter...wth are you going to do with it?
Nintendo A: Make an even bigger pile of rupees...Next Question!!
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I'm going to come across really stupid now but ... really .. what are Nintendo going to do with all that money .... ? Its like they get so much it must mean less and less ...
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I'm not sure...I think they probably got tired of making money airplanes and hats a long time ago, perhaps they will switch over to the folded money fortune tellers sort of like this:
Or if they get enough money they can start working on real detailed stuff like this:
Or this:
