When do we get the big 3's financials?

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Sqrl said:

NJ5 said:

Sqrl said:
Sneak Peak at the press releases:

Nintendo - /cackle /dive into unimaginably large pile of cash

Microsoft - /spin sales data to show 360 doing better than PS3 and Wii

Sony - /spin sub-optimal holiday sales by discussing YTD and total sales goals

Sony and MS might switch it up on me but I know I've got Nintendo pegged. I even hear Reggie has been practicing his cackle =P

Much more interesting than the press releases will be the Q&A with investors.

 

 

 

probably very true:

 

Investor Q: Why do you hate us?

Sony A: ...

 

Investor Q: How can we get a big pile of money like those bastards at Nintendo?

MS A: Well we've devised two plans.  First we could try to genuinely appeal to the blue-ocean with quality titles and a real effort.....or we could enact operation "N-rape" stealing all of Nintendo's money and blaming it on Nokia!

Investor Q:Hmm real effort?  I think we'll go with door #2.

 

Investor Q: This quarter the pile of money grew 23%, how are we planning to invest in future growth?

Nintendo A: Ahem, you will refer to it as "The Great Unending Pile of Rupees" or else!

Investor Q: Uhm...kay...??  So The Great Unending Pile of Rupees grew 23% this quarter...wth are you going to do with it?

Nintendo A: Make an even bigger pile of rupees...Next Question!!

I'm going to come across really stupid now but ... really .. what are Nintendo going to do with all that money .... ? Its like they get so much it must mean less and less ...