When do we get the big 3's financials?

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NJ5 said:

Sqrl said:
Sneak Peak at the press releases:

Nintendo - /cackle /dive into unimaginably large pile of cash

Microsoft - /spin sales data to show 360 doing better than PS3 and Wii

Sony - /spin sub-optimal holiday sales by discussing YTD and total sales goals

Sony and MS might switch it up on me but I know I've got Nintendo pegged. I even hear Reggie has been practicing his cackle =P

Much more interesting than the press releases will be the Q&A with investors.

 

 

 

probably very true:

<Sony Q&A>

Investor Q: Why do you hate us? <cry softly>

Sony A: ...

<MS Q&A>

Investor Q: How can we get a big pile of money like those bastards at Nintendo?

MS A: Well we've devised two plans.  First we could try to genuinely appeal to the blue-ocean with quality titles and a real effort.....or we could enact operation "N-rape" stealing all of Nintendo's money and blaming it on Nokia!

Investor Q:Hmm real effort?  I think we'll go with door #2.

<Nintendo Q&A>

Investor Q: This quarter the pile of money grew 23%, how are we planning to invest in future growth?

Nintendo A: Ahem, you will refer to it as "The Great Unending Pile of Rupees" or else!

Investor Q: Uhm...kay...??  So The Great Unending Pile of Rupees grew 23% this quarter...wth are you going to do with it?

Nintendo A: Make an even bigger pile of rupees...Next Question!!