Very true, ending sucked on ice. Watched the roommate play through it and it was kind of silly, because even when he tried to go in and save everyone, apparently his karma was so bad that he still got the ending where He supposedly let the chick fix it.
I think the president killing himself isn't supposed to make much sense, and is more for a laugh. Though you are right, logically speaking it doesn't seem like that would ever work.
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