Troll as hard as you can, and hit the report button on your post.
Best way to get banned? Have a very long sig and ignore the mods PMs. Also, personally attack a member, disobey a mod right after the mod tells posters the next clown off-topic will be banned, quote the mod, and lol at them. And, of course, cussing out a mod - or making racist, gay or negative Wii remarks without a valid point.