What's the Worst Story in a Game IYO?

[Majin-Tenshinhan]

Kantor said:

Majin-Tenshinhan said:
God of War. The first one.

"ROOOOAAARRR I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH THE GOD OF WAR"
"Uh, okay, sure, but you're gonna become my bloodthirsty killing puppet, is that alright?"
"YEAAHHHH FOR THE GLOOORRYYYY"
"Fine, have it your way"
"WHAT HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME UPHOLD MY END OF THE DEAL! AREEEEEEEEEES"

A: I'm off to destroy cities for no reason
Z: He's off to destroy cities for no reason! Get his angry mind slave in here!
K: I WILL KILL HIM!
Z: That's nice.
K: HE'S DEAD NOW MAKE ME A GOD!
Z: Sure, why not?

Without the mindless violence, that game would be AWFUL

Quite true indeed :P