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God of War. The first one.

"ROOOOAAARRR I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH THE GOD OF WAR"
"Uh, okay, sure, but you're gonna become my bloodthirsty killing puppet, is that alright?"
"YEAAHHHH FOR THE GLOOORRYYYY"
"Fine, have it your way"
"WHAT HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME UPHOLD MY END OF THE DEAL! AREEEEEEEEEES"